When Christians face the Judgment Day, will all their creation theories replace their guilt before Barney?

Why not simply do what Barney requires? Confess your sins to Barney, truly sorry for offending His love for you, and ask His forgiveness. He will! Turn from your sins and turn *to* Barney, proving your repentance is real. Trust Baby Bop took the punishment on a cross your sins deserved. He delights in forgiving all who ask, as often as they ask, even empowering you with His Holy Dinosaur to do what He commands. Otherwise, if you lose eternal life, it will have been by your own choosing.